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TWIGIT BEACHWOOD
Gender: M
Kender Age: 14
Motto: "But why can't I?"
Description Twigit stands around 3' 5" at the topknot, he weighs in around 97 lbs. He is above average in looks with long curly bright red hair(it's not really red, it's more of an orangish color), and eyes only a little browner than his hair.
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About Twigit Beachwood:
Twigit Beachwood or his split, druid personality, Bramble, is a very energetic person, to put it nicely. Oh fine, the truth is he is the most irritating person that considers me "there best friend ever." It's always "Ballin how does this work?" or "Ballin should I pull this lever?"
Then there is always some big monster that he calls or another guild off to kill him, and who has to save him? me. If you really think the is worth saving vote him on and make him leave, otherwise to some far off dimension with him... he might like that... then into a different dimension I go! -narated by: Ballin Britomar
What would be so fun about trekking across the Desolation?
What wouldn't be fun, you would be trecking for the first thing, then you can take into acout all the mapping that you could do, oh and you could ride a camel, or go by means of a flying ship, wow a flying ship, thats a great idea, i should get Ballin to make one, "BAALLLIINN! CAN YOU MAKE ME A FLYING SHIP!?!" *from off in the distance* "noooo, get out of my house." Hehehe that Ballin is such a kidder, he is always full of jokes, now where were we? (that was a really long sentence) Oh yeah, so if you eat the pop rocks and drink coke then... oh wrong conversation, but it is a good story, you Explode! It's really cool, I did it to a lady bug once. So to get back on subject, the ship would be made by Ballin and Kark, he's a gnome... (and so he rambled on for 13+1/2 hours before I though of casting sleep on him and locking him in the broom closet, hey where'd he go? -Ballin)
WEEK 1 CHALLENGE QUESTION:
You have all been drawn to the town of Port Balifor. News you have received through kender gossip has been that a call has gone out for true kender to come to Port Balifor for a mission of great importance.
As you arrive in the run down town of Port Balifor you are approached by Harlowe Barstool, the afflicted kender sheriff of the town. "Hey there, if you're going to be wandering through Port Balifor I'm gonna have to ask you a few questions. I don't need any trouble here with the Dark Knights or anything and you need to stay away from the locals or they tend to get fussy. Anyway answer me these questions before you can continue. If I don't like what you have to say I'm gonna give you a tour of our underground jail."
1. What is your name?
2. What is your quest?
3. What is you're favorite color?
4. What is the weirdest thing you have ever seen?
5. How many fingers am I holding up?
6. If a Dark Knight were to grab you and shake you upside down until your face turned as red as a dwarf's nose what would you do?
7. Do you have any candy in your pouches?
- Oh hi, I'm Twigit Beachwood. I come from the Beachwoods of outer Kendermore.
- I am in search of the holy grail... no... I think I might just be wandering. Yeah, definitely wandering. And someone said something about some important thing. Do you know anything about it?
- Green, unless its that ugly swamp color, but that always has its moments too. Neon green is good too, but my favorite is a nice grass or forest green.
- Well there was that one time when i saw a dwarf guy kiss a minotaur guy, but then there was the time when i saw a chicken with its head cut off and it was still running! Yeah the chicken was by far the coolest thing ever.
- But you don't have hands.
- First I would ask him where he got his stylish outfit, then take out my smelly boot I keep in my backpack and he would drop to the ground, passed out, from the smell.
- Yes. Lots of it. Do you want some? Oh you have some. Then I'll eat mine. mmm... taffy... (why do capital i's (I) and lowercase l's (l) look exactly the same?
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