Harlowe: What is your name? *Andrilin goes on the defensive*
Andrilin: Well, what is your name?
*Harlowe rolls his eyes*
H: What is your quest?
A: Well, what is your quest?
H: Look kender, you don't do this right, you're not gonna see another sunrise! These Dark Knights'll take you, and me for the trouble you're causing!
*Andrilin is having trouble suppressing Keppli*
K: Hi I'm Keppli Burrfoot! Who are you?
H: Thats more like i-
A: No it isn't, its Andrilin, and my quest is to get rid of him*points to himself*.
H:*is confused*You wanna get rid of yourself?
A: No I wanna get rid of Keppli.
H: But you're Keppli
K: No I'm Keppli, and my quest is....is....we have to have a quest? No one said anything about that, but if I have to......um.....um. Whats something fun?*begins to think about a quest*
H: Look joker, this isn't funny. Now whats your quest?!
A: I told you, to get rid of Keppli.
H: But you are- nevermind! Whats your favorite color?
*Keppli instantly replies with*
K: Red, purple, blue, green, yellow, puce- Thats a a funny word...puce....puce.
*Andrilin rubs his forehead*
A: Now you understand why I wanna get rid of him. And its black.
H: I think I do. Ok. Next, whats the weirdest thing you've ever seen?
*Andrilin goans*
A: Noooooo.
*Keppli takes a deep breath*
K: Weeeell, I've seen alot of weird things. Did I ever tell you about the time-
A: Yes, you did.
K: Oh, well did I-
A: Yes
K: How about-
A:Yes
K: Well-
A: Yes, we heard them all.
*Keppli gets disappointed*
K: Oh....*brightens* Well I just remembered the time I....
*Andrilin goans again*
A: Ohhhhhhh
K: ....caused a mage to blow up. He was trying to get rid of me, I don't know what I did to make him so upset, but he seemed to want to get rid of me badly.
*Andrilin smirks*
A:*whispers* I paid him.*frowns* Just a minute more, and "we" wouldn't be here right now.
K: Anyway, I woke up in the middle of the spell and he was so suprised, that he lost control of the spell. Then there was a beutriful explosion, all blues and reds and greens. Well anyway, I figured he didn't need his magic stuff, so, I brought some of them with me.*sits down and dumps his pouches on the ground*Where are they, I know they're in here.
A: I'll have to go with the same, just without the long story.
H: Ok, now, how many fingers am I holding up?
K: Here they are!*holds up a small box of dragon miniatures* I wonder why he
had these? Oh, did you say something?
A: Why do I have to answer that? We both know we can count to 8. He can, but
we also know that we won't get anything useful out of him until he shuts-up,
which he nevers does.
*Harlowe is now thinking that he doesn't like either of them, and maybe he should just throw "them" in jail, and be done with it*
H: Next, if a Dark Knight were to grab you and shake you upside down until your face turned as red as a dwarf's nose what would you do?
A: What anyone else would do, kick and run aw-
K: Well, first, I'd hit him with my hoopak, them I'll try a magic item. I really wanna find out what they do. Maybe a mage would help me? Do you know a mage? Can you tell me where he/she is?
*Harlowe thanks the vanished gods that this is the last question*
H: Finally, do you have any candy in your pouches, a small tax for staying in our city.
*Andrilin looks at the sheriff suspisciously*
A: No.
K: Yes I do.*picks a piece of candy out of the mess*Here.*kicks a linked chain with small in the process, there is a flash of red light and the small shack across the street bursts into flames. People begin shouting and running towards the blaze*
*Harlowe looks on in astonishment*
H: All right, you are coming with me.*turns to find Keppli/Andrilin are gone for now, all thats left is a candy wrapper*
