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LOUDMOUTH MOONTHIEF
Gender: M
Kender Age: 24
Motto: "When you reach out and touch the moon, make sure not to hit your head on the ceiling."

Description Loudmouth wears a white outfit symbolizing his dedication to the White Moon of magic. He wears a white mask over his mouth and wraps around his wrists and ankles. He wears comfortable quiet shoes, and comfortable leather gloves. Around his belt a plethora of pouches hang, holding all manner of odd knick knacks and odds and ends. His auburn hair is styled in a smallish topknot. The Mage is constantly surrounded by the cloying odor of spices emanating from his spell component pouch.

About Loudmouth Moonthief: Loudmouth was born a young kender as most kender are. He grew up in Hylo and went out on Wanderlust rather early for most Kender youths. During his travels he fell in with a wagon train bound for Palanthas. One of the members of the caravan was a powerful arcanist, a Wizard of the White robes. Curious as all kender, Loudmouth was investigating his friend the wizard when he came across a book of cantrips. he wa slucky that the book was full of such weak spells because if it had been the Wizard's main spellbook, the kender would not be alive anymore. In anycase the powerful warding magic that protected the book latched onto him, drawing out his ability to speak. Loudmouth was immediately rendered mute. Shocked and upset the kender fled the tent accidentally carrying the book away.

Well, since Loudmouth already had the book he might as well look through it. Besides the book was probably intelligent and it probably WANTED him to use it. So in that way Loudmouth learned the arcane magic. After breaking with the caravan after an incident involving a sheep that had been mysteriously turned green, Loudmouth fled and did something almost unprecidented in the history of all kender. He studied. Loudmouth, after learning that the language of magic pierced his curse, studied the spellbook and any other arcane writings he could come upon. Loudmouth is now on a quest ot become a Wizard of High Sorcery and to invent new fun ways to use magic. Obviously, his favorite spell is prestidigitation.

What would be so fun about trekking across the Desolation?
It'd be fun to trek across the Desolation to see what kinds of new interesting creatures were created by the Red Marauder. Her magic warped the natives of the area, transforming them. Perhaps if I were to study the magic I could use it to help kender kind. Imagine! Giant kender! Fire kender! Air kender! Kender Elephants! Kender Scorpions! Kender-Kender!!!!!!! It'd be amazing!

WEEK 1 CHALLENGE QUESTION: You have all been drawn to the town of Port Balifor. News you have received through kender gossip has been that a call has gone out for true kender to come to Port Balifor for a mission of great importance.

As you arrive in the run down town of Port Balifor you are approached by Harlowe Barstool, the afflicted kender sheriff of the town. "Hey there, if you're going to be wandering through Port Balifor I'm gonna have to ask you a few questions. I don't need any trouble here with the Dark Knights or anything and you need to stay away from the locals or they tend to get fussy. Anyway answer me these questions before you can continue. If I don't like what you have to say I'm gonna give you a tour of our underground jail."
1. What is your name?
2. What is your quest?
3. What is you're favorite color?
4. What is the weirdest thing you have ever seen?
5. How many fingers am I holding up?
6. If a Dark Knight were to grab you and shake you upside down until your face turned as red as a dwarf's nose what would you do?
7. Do you have any candy in your pouches?

1. What is your name?

Loudmouth waves his hands in front of the Sheriff in an odd pattern. The Sheriff, of course, is bewildered. Loudmouth then groans, slaps his forehead and wave shis hands about. "Taluki es'Saladus!" A glo permeates the air and words begin appearing on the kender's brilliant white robes.

"Hey there, my name is Loudmouth Moonthief."

2. What is your quest?

"Quest? Ohhhh, well, I wanna be a Wizard of High Sorcery. Wouldn't that be so neat? I could probably meet Dalamar, I'm sure he's not as mean as everyone says. And Jenna, they say she loves Kender. And maybe I'll get to talk to Raistlin! I know he's dead and all but that hasn't stopped him before... Anyways, where was I?

"Oh yes, I'm here to catalog and study all the wonderfully horrible creatures of the Desolation. I wanna use what I learn to create weir and interesting new creatures to help all of the people of Krynn! After all, the Wizards can't kick me out if I create a flying pig lizard, now can they?"

3. What is you're favorite color?

"Well, that depends. I enjoy white, as its the color of my robes, but I also have a liking for Turpsichonie. Never heard of it? Well, its an interesting story, normally you can't see it, but once upon a time my cousin MistleLeaf, he was kind of a outdoor guy, ya know, came across this portal to another world, and he swore that he'd seen all sorts of wierd colors. he tried to show me, but it didn't seem to work. He never could figure out what to mix with green to make Ftaghn..."

4. What is the weirdest thing you have ever seen?

"Wierdest? Um, that'd have to be that four-headed wheeled cat that rolled through Hylo a few years ago. Sure, my friends said it was just a cart with a few cats in it, but I know the truth!"

5. How many fingers am I holding up?

"Aw, you can't count? Here I'll teach ya'. This is one. This two. Now, this parts so tricky. I've never heard of a gully dwarf get this right. THIS is THREE. You understand? Good."

6. If a Dark Knight were to grab you and shake you upside down until your face turned as red as a dwarf's nose what would you do?

"I'd probably ask him what he was doing and remonstrate him ont he proper way to treat people. I mean, come on. You can't just pick someone up. You have to ask politely first. 'May I pick you up?' he should ask, and then I'd say, 'Why certainly.' And we'd have a fun time of it. Does that answer your question?"

7. Do you have any candy in your pouches?