Twinpiffle

by Karek Tenfold
 Climate/Terrain: Mountains
 Frequency: Rare (11% chance)
 Organization: Solitary
 Activity Cycle: Any
 Diet: Carnivore
 Intelligence: Supra-genius (19-20)
 Treasure: None
 Alignment: Neutral

 No. Appearing: 2
 Armor Class: 10
 Movement: 15
 Hit Dice: 5
 THAC0: 6
 No. of Attacks: 1
 Damage/Attack: 1-20
 Special Attack: none
 Special Defences: none
 Magic Resistance: 100%
 Size: T (6 inches)
 Morale: Champion (15-16)
 XP Value: 35
General Introduction: The twinpiffle is used by many a nobleman as a perfume sprayer, but it is much more than that. When one asks them a yes or no, true or false, anything with two answers only question, the twinpiffle will answer it correctly each and every time. It is named after the old governer (long forgotten) of Blode, Piffle the Slayer. The name was too cheesy so they killed him, but before his death, he had long used twinpiffle perfume.

Combat: Twinpiffles are known also for their two "piffles", one spraying a lovely scented oil, and the other spraying deadly fungus. When alarmed or approached with hostile intent, it will spray it within a 15 ft radius. All must make a saving throw or take 2d4 poison each turn.

Habitat/Society: They are normally found living among flowers in the mountains (any), they actually look to be pink fluffy flowers until looked upon more closely. They live off of the flesh of mountain goats, and the occasional lost sheep.

Ecology: WILL ONLY ANSWER A QUESTION WITH A YES OR NO TENDANCY, such as "Should I go to the left or the right?" or "Is the dying man here or is he there?". You may not asl something like: "Should I go north, south, east or west?" Only questions with two answers.Also, if made wet, they will immediately spray it's poison fungus. When stroked gently, it sprays it's perfumic scent. twinpiffles look like a pair of puffy flowers, with a small stem supporting hundereds of tiny legs.

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