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The Blessed Silver Spork of Hanging
donated by Spoonhanger Kickbottom
Description: Well, unless it's held by a kender, it's just a regular spoon +2, +4 Vs. potato salad (that's so your potato salad doesn't fall off while you're eating, boy I love potato salad.)
History: The blessed (bless-ed) silver spork of hanging was created by the Great and Powerful Spoonhanger Kickbottom, who once cast a magic spell (actually, it was our mage, but Spoonhanger still takes credit for it.) After Paladine came to him in a dream and showed him a spork. when he woke up, he (spoonhanger, not paladine) found a silver spoon that looked just like one at the banquet last night. taking this to be a sign from the gods (or at least from Kronin Thistleknot) he (Spoonhanger, not Kronin) set to work. Taking the spoon to a blessed spring, Spoonhanger cleansed it of the evils upon the spoon. Spoonhanger then started a 12 day fast and prayer period (but his throat got tired and he got hungry, so quit after 10 minutes.) Paladine saw this kender's dedication (10 minutes is quite a long time for a kender) so granted him this Blessed silver spork of hanging. at least that's how Spoonhanger tells it.
How it Works: In the hands of a kender (what cute hands they are) the real magic manifests: Four small prongs extend from the head of the spoon and, if you say the command word (Frap'n'schmapl) the spork will adhere itself to any surface (including your nose) it will stick there until the release word (Pusanin) is spoken by the kender weilder. |
