Bottle of Fizz
donated by Soh Whardego

Description:
Normal ceramic bottle with presure releace stopper.

History: I'm not sure how it was made but it must have been a mistake.

How it Works: When the stopper is releaced, fizz starts pouring out. It won't stop untill the stopper is put back in. The fizz is slippery and fills up rooms quickly. This also makes getting the top back on hard.


Butterknife of Butterslicing
donated by Klappenoot the Kender

Description:
a small butterknife with a bit of nice scrollwork on the handle.

History: Klappenoot found it on a trip through market square. a mega big super godly voice said it would become a butterknife of +10 vorpalness if Klappenoot could defeat one creature with it. Klappenoot naturally tried because "Vorpalness" was a funny word. When Klappenoot almost did, the mega big super godly voice changed its mind. "Let it hence be a Butterknife of Butter Slicing" said the voice. Klappenoot hasn't yet found a use for it. It's just as well he collects silverware.

How it Works: if it touches butter, it magically heats itself so it cuts butter like a hot knife through butter. It is also the only thing in the multiverse capable of cutting Magic Butter.


Celemir's Cup of Wanderlust
donated by Celemir Hillflatten

Description:
Celemir's Cup is a shiny black glass goblet with red stones that seem to draw light into themselves. It is about 6 inches tall, 4 inches wide, and is always dry - even when filled.

History: Celemir's Cup was once an ordinary (nonmagical) goblet from Istar. When he died, Celemir's soul decided he wanted to try being an inanimate object for a while, and he has remained the cup ever since.

How it Works: Celemir's Cup afflicts its owner with permanent wanderlust, and slowly turns the lucky bearer into a kender (usually taking a year or so). The transformation cannot be reversed, and the bearer cannot bring him/her self to get rid of the cup. After transformed, the new kender will replace a possesion of a random person with the Cup, and will never carry it again. Any liquid poured into the Cup is transported into the nearest well.


Dilliwickle's Soup Spoon
donated by Korgos Grasssprinter

Description:
A typical steel soup spoon. It could possibly be confused
with any other spoon, but some kender will swear they can
tell the difference.

History: Dilliwickle was facing near-execution for his crime in
Balifor (see Dilliwickle's Diamond of Unboredum) under the
charges of murder until he made the Soup Spoon. Thanks to
great enchantments, a little luck, a gnome enhancing device,
and Dilliwickle's own genious, it was created.

How it Works: When someone shoots a pea at a kender looking at the
Diamond of Unboredum with the Soup Spoon, the kender turns
into a fierocious gargoyle. However, the kender's
consciousness is displaced somewhere (some believe it's the
pea). Anyway, it is the only way known to get a kender
out of watching the Diamond of Unboredum besides death.


Endless Feeder
donated by 2crazy4ever

Description:
It Looks like a little black cauldron with a lid.

History: It was created by a mage that was driven crazy by a missed magical experiment and he start thinking he was a kender mage. So he started creating useless magical items.

How it Works: The food in the cauldron is endless so it can feed endlessly. There is just one problem; the meal is also endless. Thus a person that eats from it feels as though they ate nothing once they are done eating.


Fork of Finding
donated by Diggleburry Meriwether Whistleknot

Description:
Well, it looks a lot like a copper fork. It's sort of bent in the middle and kinda looks like something big stepped on it...that reminds me, once I was in this old cave looking for my grandmother, because she likes old caves and I needed something to do and I found this big thing (I don't know what it was, but I called it Sam) and... oh, sorry. Anyway, its also missing a little thingie on the top.

History: I found it in my pocket. I think it came from this old wizard who had tried to throttle me once because I kept borrowing his staff. I just wanted to keep it safe for him, since he kept *leaving* it everywhere. I mean, he even dropped it in my pouch for the Takhisis' sake!

How it Works: This is the good part! The Fork of Finding will ALWAYS get you un- lost whenver you're lost and can't find your way! It's a very secret trick, but I figured it out. You hold it up to your eye... is it the left or the right? Or maybe its your nose? Anyway, then look straight ahead and pull on your topknot. Then go whatever way the fork is! You always find your way home, except sometimes when you're dizzy it makes you walk in circles for all eternity.


Kender Fork Of Changing
donated by Thistleknot Trapspringer

Description:
It looks like..a normal fork

History: It was made by the same company that makes forks

How it Works: When a diffrent race is speaking, fling the fork at them and it changes their statment into a tone a kender can understand


Kender fork of teleportation
donated by Macromire Burrfoot

Description:
What does it look like?

It looks like an ordinary fork, made of sterling silver with the
initials "F.B." engraved on the handle.

History: Who made it? How did you find it?

It was made by Theros Ironfeld of Solace, but enchanted by a White
Wizard named Dunston Uth Markahm neh Wistan. I found it when i was
lost in the High Clerist's Tower, somewhere around the top floor.

How it Works: What does it do? How does it work?

When the magic words are said aloud, the fork will take the
holder to the destination of his/her choice (only works on kender).

It works by say the words "Ipso facto presto magicko, lets go!"


Murp's Spoon
donated by Fornson Strayfingers

Description:
Gee, let me think... A spoon! Slightly bent.

History: Murp discovered the spoon when a wizard of the white robes tripped over him. Being good he rolled his eyes and continued on his way. He didn't realise his magic spoon was missing! Murp saw it and picked it up. (typically of a gully he lost it within a week)

How it Works: It turns any item (inanimate objects only) into the food the user most desires. All it requires is it too touch the object (with the spoon) and say the food you want.


Otik's Enchanted Potato Fork
donated by Hannah HalfHaven

Description:
A silvery fork with two broken prongs.

History: It was made for Otik's Inn of the Last Home but it got broken somehow and for some reason a red mage decided to bless it for me.

How it Works: It causes lots of Otik's spiced potatos to rain from the sky and cover a two foot squared space. In order to make it work you have to wave it in a circle above your head three times and call out "Ooga- chaca!"


Puffy's Pot Of Purifying Potatoes
donated by Puffball "Puffy" Silverspoons

Description:
It seems like a ormal iron pot with a small inscription on the back which is unreadable. It radiates a thin magical aura. It has a long handle with a thick braided red rope attached.

History: It was made by an insane renegade mage who obsessed about ruling Krynn and creating a new order of sorcery: The Blue Robes. He enchanted many items in his laboratory. The pot was used to brew healing potions. When I (puffy) entered his lab and accidentally blew it up (the laboratory) I kept the pot, as mine had a hole in it.

How it Works: It can brew anything really but for some strange reason it works best with pourous foods like potatoes. If potatoes or yams etc.. are made in the pot they act as a POTION OF EXTRA HEALING.


Salad Fork of Ergothian Dressing
donated by Stumbletoe Ropeknotter

Description:
The Salad Fork looks like any other fork, but with slightly longer teeth. Also, it has a slightly bluish tint to it when reflected in light.

History: The Salad Fork of Ergothian Dressing was created by a renegade kender wizard, who loved to eat salad but never had enough dressing. One day, a friend of his suggested the answer to his problems -- a magical fork that made dressing appear on top of any salad it touched. The kender wizard immediately went to work, and emerged three days later with the Salad Fork. Unfortunately, he apparently miscast a spell -- instead of his favorite Haven Style Dressing, he was treated to a helping of the blood-red Ergothian blend. Angry at his failure, the made through it out the window, where it has since passed into kender mythology.

How it Works: Whenever the Salad Fork touches a leaf lettuce salad, a glob of Ergothian Dressing appears on the top of the lettuce. The user then mixes the dressing in with the salad, and eats. Unfortunately, there are few in the world who actually like Ergothian Dressing, and thus the Fork has been cycled freely throughout Hylo, Kendermore, and a large part of Solamnia. Strangely, it has never been taken to Ergoth.


Shrimp Fork of Insanity
donated by Abrya Treesinger

Description:
A tiny silver fork(rusty) with a ruby on the bottom!

History: When I was just a little Kender, my Great-great-great-great-GREAT-Grandpappy Kestan Treesinger gave it to me. He got it from a Twelve foot-tall Ogre named Grammel. The Ogre wore it around his neck for safe keeping, but Grandpappy thought it was in the wrong hands. Cause Grammel was real mean. Anyway, where was I? ::thoughtful look::

How it Works: Oh, well anyway... If you poke a person with the Shrimp Fork, they go completely insane, and the Fork glows bright pink! No, really! This one elf thought he was a monkey for ten minutes! It was really funny.


Spoon of Happiness
donated by Hopper Stoneskipper

Description:
It is a shiny silver spoon, much like any common spoon

History: It's origins are a mystery, but for hundreds of years it has been a kender heirloom, passed down from one kender to the next. Sometimes into human, elven, or dwarven hands, but always back to a kender's hands (as such "heirlooms" go)

How it Works: If looking at the spoon, it conjures up memories of happier times or something pleasing on it's refelctive surface. When eating with the food it enchants the food it touches, making it slightly tastier and improves your mood (much like your mom giving you your favorite soup or whatever when you're feeling down)


Spoon of POWERWORD
donated by Dismar Polifoot

Description:
Its a wooden spoon with a carving of an upsidown frog

History: it was said to have been used by an old mage who used it to brew potions. it has been endowed with thousands of spells instead of countering eachoter combind to create a powerfull item

How it Works: when held the holder spins around 3 times and points it at the target and yells out a "power word" the word is than engraved on the opponents head and iff done a second time the word activates and the target becomes the word


Spoon of Psychic Bending
donated by Klappenoot the Kender

Description:
It looks like a nice silver soup spoon with a spot of tarnish on the back and some nice scrollwork on the handle. Sometimes it is found bent and other times straight.

History: I know a VERY good cutler who can get you a VERY good deal on some VERY nice silverware. I think I got this there, but can't quite remember. I mean, I must have bought it there, otherwise, why would I have it? Hmmmm. As I recall it was part of a portable dining set that I bought to augment my other one.

How it Works: One day I felt the spoon tingle. So naturally, I thought it was magic. So I went up to my friend Kanor of Elledrin, the Emotionally Unstable Human Mage of the Blue Robes (the sect for crazy mages). His magic saved my life a hundred billion times. He waved his hands a bit, muttered something and pointed at the spoon. If that's magic, I don't see how hard it is to do that, I mean- never mind. He handed it back smiling and said, "IT greatly increases the psychic powers of the wielder- you." "Wowee!" I said. So the next day I took out the spoon and concentrated real hard for what seemed like hours. suddenly, my eyes snapped open and I saw- The Spoon of Psychic Bending in all its glory! It was bent almost in half! I straightened it out and tried again. It worked! I tried to use its mystic powers in battle against a hideous troll. I concentrated really hard on making the troll stop its mad rampage and buy me dinner, but all that happened was the spoon bent. I beat it off with my hoopak, but not before it wrenched the spoon from my grasp and hurled it into the river. If you see it, be sure to drop by.


Spoon of sharpness
donated by Fice Tracksmate

Description:
A shiny silver spoon

History: It is said that a great Mage in the PLane of GreyHawk keeped this spoon just in case he lost all his other weapons, because he knew that no one would ever take a spoon from a person. But little did he know what a Kender was, and that one would visit him.

How it Works: It slices and dices, it cut Otik's Spicey Potatoes in seconds. Also it does 1d2 damage with a +3 to damage and +4 t meleeand +5 to ranged( Because we all know a spoon is a deadly weapon when combined with a Hopook).


Spoon of the Kender
donated by Insaniac

Description:
This appears as a magical stone spoon, and when inspected, glows with a strange green light.

History: The origin of the spoon is not originally known, but is suspected to have been made by either a kender supporter or a half-kender.

How it Works: When activated, the spoon has a useful function. If a kender is holding and thinks of a story told in the past by another kender, the spoon immediately starts repeating this story telepathically to everyone within a 20 ft. radius. Also, kenders can record a story into the spoon by telling it within 20 ft. of the spoon when it is activated.


Spork of Grapefruit Slaying
donated by Dracon Lockpicker

Description:
This spork (Spoon with short fork- ish pointy end) is made of Adementite and has many beautiful decorations.

History: This spork was made by a ticked off kendermage, who kept spraying grapefruit juice in his eye whenever he tryed to eat a grapefruit.

How it Works: This spork turns extrememly sharp when it comes into contact with grapefruit. It slices through to the skin without spraying juice about. When the spoon comes out of the grapefruit, it turns into a regular spoon without the pointy end, to be safe.


Spork, utensil of the future
donated by Alden

Description:
The inside is concavish, like a spoon, but with little points on the ends, like a fork! It is very polished, maked of sterling silver.

History: Believe it or not, this wonderful spork (half spoon, half fork!) was crafted with divine temperment in a mold in the distant future. Sent back in a time capsule, the people of Earth may now use it freely for eating.

How it Works: Stabs food, holds soup!


Tasslehoff's Spoon (no, the other one!)
donated by Dreamer Jingleheim

Description:
This looks like an ordinary wooden tablespoon. It is unremarkable in every way. I only kept it because it belonged to Uncle Tas

History: I think my uncle Tasslehoff had this item once. Anyway, he would have loved it. See, he always loved bran meal...

How it Works: This functions just like Murlynd's Spoon(DMG), but instead of gruel, it makes bran meal. Plain old bran meal. With milk.


Tea Pitcher
donated by Lord Sleepyeyes

Description:
A black cauldron covered with rings of runes.

History: ??? Uncle Tas gave it to me one day. I swear he did, he told me that he found it in this mages house......

How it Works: Well I use it to make tea in my tea house up on the hill. (True function, to inhance the effects of alchemy and other liquids made in it. Examples, sports drinks raise Con by 1 point for 1 to 2 hours, mixing non-magical potions get a +2 to your check for success, etc.)


The Almighty Pie Serving Pie Server!
donated by Brighteyes

Description:
A short black stick with a big silver triangle at the end.

History: A mighty dwarf from the east forged it with his great skill and expertise! Then he said it was useless, threw it in the trash, and I just kinda found it... I DIDN'T STEAL IT, I PROMISE!!!

How it Works: It serves pie really well, even the type that falls apart normally! It's really great!


The Blessed Silver Spork of Hanging
donated by Spoonhanger Kickbottom

Description:
Well, unless it's held by a kender, it's just a regular spoon +2, +4 Vs. potato salad (that's so your potato salad doesn't fall off while you're eating, boy I love potato salad.)

History: The blessed (bless-ed) silver spork of hanging was created by the Great and Powerful Spoonhanger Kickbottom, who once cast a magic spell (actually, it was our mage, but Spoonhanger still takes credit for it.) After Paladine came to him in a dream and showed him a spork. when he woke up, he (spoonhanger, not paladine) found a silver spoon that looked just like one at the banquet last night. taking this to be a sign from the gods (or at least from Kronin Thistleknot) he (Spoonhanger, not Kronin) set to work. Taking the spoon to a blessed spring, Spoonhanger cleansed it of the evils upon the spoon. Spoonhanger then started a 12 day fast and prayer period (but his throat got tired and he got hungry, so quit after 10 minutes.) Paladine saw this kender's dedication (10 minutes is quite a long time for a kender) so granted him this Blessed silver spork of hanging. at least that's how Spoonhanger tells it.

How it Works: In the hands of a kender (what cute hands they are) the real magic manifests: Four small prongs extend from the head of the spoon and, if you say the command word (Frap'n'schmapl) the spork will adhere itself to any surface (including your nose) it will stick there until the release word (Pusanin) is spoken by the kender weilder.


The Fork & Spoon Of Starvation
donated by WalnutHead

Description:
The fork looks normal, and so does the spoon.

History: I created these utensils, but a day later I lost them. I found them inside my closet after2 days, though.

How it Works: If you are one who has un-invited guests over for dinner, these could be useful, for when you scoop up something in the spoon, or pierce a food with the fork, it evaporates or turns to dust.


The Fork-pen of Non-hunger
donated by Eiderhownd Grassburner

Description:
A pen with a fork head.It draws with straight,even,flowing,lines.

History: I was at a mages banquite(Draus always drags me to the mage events). The silverware had interchangeable heads which intrested me for the better part of ten minuets.Longstory short...I got bored and evetualy was silenced and roped to my chair.Those mage knots hurt! Anyway, when I left,I found The Great Fork-pen of Non-hunger

How it Works: If you draw on parchment a food item with the pen side then fork it with the fork side and eat the WHOLE peice of parchment there is a 75% chance that the parchment tastes EXACTLY like the food item...no kidding!


The Green Fork of Green Stuff
donated by Hop Winterrigner

Description:
Well, it looks just like my other forks except it's green, a pretty green like the forest I was in when I borrowed it from the mage, and it has a green gem in it that the mage said was an emerald, and them gem reflects light, except it reflects it all green, so it looks like it glows.

History: I borrowed it from a mean old mage who didn't like me, and I think he made it but I don't know, anyways this mage said a bunch of spells on a spoon one day, and the next day he was using this fork, but I think he just got the fork out of his bag, but I didn't get a chance to borrow the spoon he said the spells on...

How it Works: Well, when you use the fork it will glow faintly green, and when you put it in your food all the food changes the same pretty dark green colour as the fork, and once I accidentaly stuck it in a barbarian, and he turned all green too, he got really mad at me though, but I don't see why, he was back to his normal colour the next day, personally, I think he looked better green, I tried sticking it in a rock, but it only works on things that are or once were alive, I think, because the rock stayed gray. I really like the fork, but humans keep telling me I should get rid of it, that it's useless, but once I stuck a goblin with it and he got scared because he was green and he ran away.


The Kender Spoon of Turning
donated by Tasslehoff Burrfoot

Description:
The Kender Spoon of turning looks like and ordinary silver spoon, but if magic is detected it will glow very brightly.

History: The Kender Spoon of Turning was created sometime around 400 P.C. by a kender cleric of Mishakal. She had lost her holy symbol around the time that she had visited her cousin. She just happened to be exploring a house that was rumored to be haunted and was caught by surprise when three undead creatures attacked her. She was unable to find her holy symbol so she grabbed the first item at hand, which happened to be a spoon she had found in the temple of Palidine earlier that day. With all the conviction of her faith she held the spoon aloft a spoke, "Oh Mishakal, I ask you for your light and your blessing to return theses stinky creatures from whence they came!" At that instance the spoon radiated a powerful light that turned the undead creatures to dust, and the Kender Spoon of Turning was born. As most kender possessions the spoon ended up travelling from one kender to another. At one time it did end up in Tasslehoff Burrfoot's hands. It was very early in his wanderlust, but he never forgot it. During his last adventure he proclaimed that a spoon from Dalamar's table was the fable spoon, but it was not.

How it Works: Any kender using the spoon only has to hold the spoon toward the undead creature and speak of their intent for the creatures. They will have a chance of turning the creature as if they were a cleric of the same level. Clerics will turn two levels higher than their current level. The spoon works against all manners of undead creatures.


The Sacred Spoon
donated by Taajka Mayleaf

Description:
A Fork...missing one of its four prongs with a tarnished opalescent handle, slightly blackened from fire.

History: No one knows who made it but it originally belonged to Dalamar who brought it at a market in Palanthas as part of a 16 piece cutlery set.

How it Works: It attaches food to itself enabling you to eat without getting your hands dirty...unfortunatey the Gully Dwarf who has it is using it as a butt scratcher at present...


The Skillet of DOOM
donated by Manny Swifthands

Description:
A ordinary skillet with a seemingly bottomless pit in the bottom.

History: This skillet came from the Abyss itself(Hey, someone has to do Tahkisis' cooking for her!)

How it Works: If you hit someone over the head with the bottom of the skillet *coughTIKAcough* it does 1d10 of damage. If, however, you hit someone with the inside, the are teleported to the Abyss, to slave in the kitchens of Tahkisis.


Uncle Podo's Fork of Lifting Huge Gigantic Things
donated by Peregrin Lighttongue

Description:
It looks like any old ordinary not so strange fork to me.

History: I would imagine by a silversmith. Uncle Podo always had this fork with him.

How it Works: It allows you to lift things twice your size as long as you use the fork. (+5 to Strength). It can also hurt quite a bit (1d8+Str bonus). And if you squint, it looks kinda like Fizban's hat.


Wonderful Spork of Somethingorother
donated by Simonius

Description:
It's a regular shiny metal spork, kinda spoonish, yet nearly forkish.

History: No one knows the true history of its creation, though some speculate that it was born of a spoon and a fork that were smashed together by the giant mountain that fell on them in the catyclysm.

How it Works: It's powers are that of a spoon and fork combined, able to scoop things as well as the ability to spear things on its pointy ends. Some have found also that when you look at one side of the spork, your relection is upsidedown while on the other side your reflection is rightsideup.

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