Bottle of Fizz donated by Soh Whardego
Description: Normal ceramic bottle with presure
releace stopper.
History: I'm not sure how it was made but
it must have been a mistake.
How it Works: When the stopper is releaced, fizz
starts pouring out. It won't stop
untill the stopper is put back in.
The fizz is slippery and fills up rooms
quickly. This also makes getting the
top back on hard.
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Butterknife of Butterslicing donated by Klappenoot the Kender
Description: a small butterknife with a bit of nice
scrollwork on the handle.
History: Klappenoot found it on a trip through
market square. a mega big super godly
voice said it would become a
butterknife of +10 vorpalness if
Klappenoot could defeat one creature
with it. Klappenoot naturally tried
because "Vorpalness" was a funny word.
When Klappenoot almost did, the mega
big super godly voice changed its
mind. "Let it hence be a Butterknife of
Butter Slicing" said the voice.
Klappenoot hasn't yet found a use for
it. It's just as well he collects
silverware.
How it Works: if it touches butter, it magically
heats itself so it cuts butter like a
hot knife through butter. It is also
the only thing in the multiverse
capable of cutting Magic Butter.
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Celemir's Cup of Wanderlust donated by Celemir Hillflatten
Description: Celemir's Cup is a shiny black glass
goblet with red stones that seem to
draw light into themselves. It is
about 6 inches tall, 4 inches wide, and
is
always dry - even when filled.
History: Celemir's Cup was once an ordinary
(nonmagical) goblet from Istar. When he
died, Celemir's soul decided
he wanted to try being an inanimate
object for a while, and he has
remained the cup ever since.
How it Works: Celemir's Cup afflicts its owner with
permanent wanderlust, and slowly turns
the lucky bearer into a kender (usually
taking a year or so). The
transformation cannot be reversed, and
the bearer cannot bring him/her self
to get rid of the cup. After
transformed, the new kender will
replace a possesion of a random person
with the Cup, and will never carry it
again. Any liquid poured into the Cup
is transported into the nearest well.
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Dilliwickle's Soup Spoon donated by Korgos Grasssprinter
Description: A typical steel soup spoon. It could possibly be confused with any other spoon, but some kender will swear they can tell the difference.
History: Dilliwickle was facing near-execution for his crime in Balifor (see Dilliwickle's Diamond of Unboredum) under the charges of murder until he made the Soup Spoon. Thanks to great enchantments, a little luck, a gnome enhancing device, and Dilliwickle's own genious, it was created.
How it Works: When someone shoots a pea at a kender looking at the Diamond of Unboredum with the Soup Spoon, the kender turns into a fierocious gargoyle. However, the kender's consciousness is displaced somewhere (some believe it's the pea). Anyway, it is the only way known to get a kender out of watching the Diamond of Unboredum besides death.
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Endless Feeder donated by 2crazy4ever
Description: It Looks like a little black cauldron
with a lid.
History: It was created by a mage that was
driven crazy by a missed magical
experiment and he start thinking
he was a kender mage. So he
started creating useless magical
items.
How it Works: The food in the cauldron is endless
so it can feed endlessly. There is
just one problem; the meal is also
endless. Thus a person that eats
from it feels as though they ate
nothing once they are done eating.
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Fork of Finding donated by Diggleburry Meriwether Whistleknot
Description: Well, it looks a lot like a copper
fork. It's sort of bent in the middle
and kinda looks like something big
stepped on it...that reminds me,
once I was in this old cave looking
for my grandmother, because she
likes old caves and I needed
something to do and I found this
big thing (I don't know what it
was, but I called it Sam) and... oh,
sorry. Anyway, its also missing a
little thingie on the top.
History: I found it in my pocket. I think it
came from this old wizard who had
tried to throttle me once because I
kept borrowing his staff. I just
wanted to keep it safe for him,
since he kept *leaving* it
everywhere. I mean, he even
dropped it in my pouch for the
Takhisis' sake!
How it Works: This is the good part! The Fork
of Finding will ALWAYS get you un-
lost whenver you're lost and can't
find your way! It's a very secret
trick, but I figured it out.
You hold it up to your eye... is it
the left or the right? Or maybe its
your nose? Anyway, then look
straight ahead and pull on your
topknot. Then go whatever way
the fork is! You always find your
way home, except sometimes
when you're dizzy it makes you
walk in circles for all eternity.
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Kender Fork Of Changing donated by Thistleknot Trapspringer
Description: It looks like..a normal fork
History: It was made by the same company
that makes forks
How it Works: When a diffrent race is speaking,
fling the fork at them and it
changes their statment into a tone
a kender can understand
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Kender fork of teleportation donated by Macromire Burrfoot
Description: What does it look like?
It looks like an ordinary fork, made of sterling silver with the initials "F.B." engraved on the handle.
History: Who made it? How did you find it?
It was made by Theros Ironfeld of Solace, but enchanted by a White Wizard named Dunston Uth Markahm neh Wistan. I found it when i was lost in the High Clerist's Tower, somewhere around the top floor.
How it Works: What does it do? How does it work?
When the magic words are said aloud, the fork will take the holder to the destination of his/her choice (only works on kender).
It works by say the words "Ipso facto presto magicko, lets go!"
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Murp's Spoon donated by Fornson Strayfingers
Description: Gee, let me think...
A spoon! Slightly bent.
History: Murp discovered the spoon when a
wizard of the white robes tripped
over him. Being good he rolled his
eyes and continued on his way. He
didn't realise his magic spoon was
missing! Murp saw it and picked it
up. (typically of a gully he lost it
within a week)
How it Works: It turns any item (inanimate
objects only) into the food the
user most desires. All it requires is
it too touch the object (with the
spoon) and say the food you want.
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Otik's Enchanted Potato Fork donated by Hannah HalfHaven
Description: A silvery fork with two broken
prongs.
History: It was made for Otik's Inn of the
Last Home but it got broken
somehow and for some reason a
red mage decided to bless it for me.
How it Works: It causes lots of Otik's spiced
potatos to rain from the sky and
cover a two foot squared space. In
order to make it work you have to
wave it in a circle above your head
three times and call out "Ooga-
chaca!"
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Puffy's Pot Of Purifying Potatoes donated by Puffball "Puffy" Silverspoons
Description: It seems like a ormal iron pot with a small inscription on the
back which is unreadable. It radiates a thin magical aura. It has
a long handle with a thick braided red rope attached.
History: It was made by an insane renegade mage who obsessed about
ruling Krynn and creating a new order of sorcery: The Blue
Robes. He enchanted many items in his laboratory. The pot was
used to brew healing potions. When I (puffy) entered his lab
and accidentally blew it up (the laboratory) I kept the pot, as
mine had a hole in it.
How it Works: It can brew anything really but for some strange reason it works
best with pourous foods like potatoes. If potatoes or yams etc..
are made in the pot they act as a POTION OF EXTRA HEALING.
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Salad Fork of Ergothian Dressing donated by Stumbletoe Ropeknotter
Description: The Salad Fork looks like any other
fork, but with slightly longer
teeth. Also, it has a slightly bluish
tint to it when reflected in light.
History: The Salad Fork of Ergothian
Dressing was created by a
renegade kender wizard, who
loved to eat salad but never had
enough dressing. One day, a
friend of his suggested the answer
to his problems -- a magical fork
that made dressing appear on top
of any salad it touched. The
kender wizard immediately went to
work, and emerged three days
later with the Salad Fork.
Unfortunately, he apparently
miscast a spell -- instead of his
favorite Haven Style Dressing, he
was treated to a helping of the
blood-red Ergothian blend. Angry
at his failure, the made through it
out the window, where it has since
passed into kender mythology.
How it Works: Whenever the Salad Fork touches
a leaf lettuce salad, a glob of
Ergothian Dressing appears on the
top of the lettuce. The user then
mixes the dressing in with the
salad, and eats. Unfortunately,
there are few in the world who
actually like Ergothian Dressing, and
thus the Fork has been cycled
freely throughout Hylo,
Kendermore, and a large part of
Solamnia. Strangely, it has never
been taken to Ergoth.
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Shrimp Fork of Insanity donated by Abrya Treesinger
Description: A tiny silver fork(rusty) with a ruby on the bottom!
History: When I was just a little Kender, my Great-great-great-great-GREAT-Grandpappy Kestan Treesinger gave it to me. He got it from a Twelve foot-tall Ogre named Grammel. The Ogre wore it around his neck for safe keeping, but Grandpappy thought it was in the wrong hands. Cause Grammel was real mean. Anyway, where was I? ::thoughtful look::
How it Works: Oh, well anyway... If you poke a person with the Shrimp Fork, they go completely insane, and the Fork glows bright pink! No, really! This one elf thought he was a monkey for ten minutes! It was really funny.
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Spoon of Happiness donated by Hopper Stoneskipper
Description: It is a shiny silver spoon, much like
any common spoon
History: It's origins are a mystery, but for
hundreds of years it has been a
kender heirloom, passed down
from one kender to the next.
Sometimes into human, elven, or
dwarven hands, but always back to
a kender's hands (as
such "heirlooms" go)
How it Works: If looking at the spoon, it conjures
up memories of happier times or
something pleasing on it's refelctive
surface. When eating with the
food it enchants the food it
touches, making it slightly tastier
and improves your mood (much like
your mom giving you your favorite
soup or whatever when you're
feeling down)
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Spoon of POWERWORD donated by Dismar Polifoot
Description: Its a wooden spoon with a carving of an
upsidown frog
History: it was said to have been used by an old
mage who used it to brew potions. it
has been endowed with thousands of
spells instead of countering eachoter
combind to create a powerfull item
How it Works: when held the holder spins around 3
times and points it at the target and
yells out a "power word" the word is
than engraved on the opponents head and
iff done a second time the word
activates and the target becomes the
word
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Spoon of Psychic Bending donated by Klappenoot the Kender
Description: It looks like a nice silver soup spoon
with a spot of tarnish on the back
and some nice scrollwork on the
handle. Sometimes it is found bent
and other times straight.
History: I know a VERY good cutler who
can get you a VERY good deal on
some VERY nice silverware. I think
I got this there, but can't quite
remember. I mean, I must have
bought it there, otherwise, why
would I have it? Hmmmm. As I
recall it was part of a portable
dining set that I bought to
augment my other one.
How it Works: One day I felt the spoon tingle. So
naturally, I thought it was magic.
So I went up to my friend Kanor of
Elledrin, the Emotionally Unstable
Human Mage of the Blue Robes
(the sect for crazy mages). His
magic saved my life a hundred
billion times. He waved his hands a
bit, muttered something and
pointed at the spoon. If that's
magic, I don't see how hard it is to
do that, I mean- never mind. He
handed it back smiling and said, "IT
greatly increases the psychic
powers of the wielder- you."
"Wowee!" I said.
So the next day I took out the
spoon and concentrated real hard
for what seemed like hours.
suddenly, my eyes snapped open
and I saw- The Spoon of Psychic
Bending in all its glory! It was bent
almost in half! I straightened it out
and tried again. It worked! I tried
to use its mystic powers in battle
against a hideous troll. I
concentrated really hard on making
the troll stop its mad rampage and
buy me dinner, but all that
happened was the spoon bent. I
beat it off with my hoopak, but
not before it wrenched the spoon
from my grasp and hurled it into
the river. If you see it, be sure to
drop by.
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Spoon of sharpness donated by Fice Tracksmate
Description: A shiny silver spoon
History: It is said that a great Mage in the PLane of GreyHawk keeped
this spoon just in case he lost all his other weapons, because he
knew that no one would ever take a spoon from a person. But
little did he know what a Kender was, and that one would visit
him.
How it Works: It slices and dices, it cut Otik's Spicey Potatoes in seconds. Also
it does 1d2 damage with a +3 to damage and +4 t meleeand
+5 to ranged( Because we all know a spoon is a deadly weapon
when combined with a Hopook).
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Spoon of the Kender donated by Insaniac
Description: This appears as a magical stone
spoon, and when inspected, glows
with a strange green light.
History: The origin of the spoon is not
originally known, but is suspected
to have been made by either a
kender supporter or a half-kender.
How it Works: When activated, the spoon has a
useful function. If a kender is
holding and thinks of a story told in
the past by another kender, the
spoon immediately starts repeating
this story telepathically to everyone
within a 20 ft. radius. Also,
kenders can record a story into the
spoon by telling it within 20 ft. of
the spoon when it is activated.
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Spork of Grapefruit Slaying donated by Dracon Lockpicker
Description: This spork (Spoon with short fork-
ish pointy end) is made of
Adementite and has many beautiful
decorations.
History: This spork was made by a ticked
off kendermage, who kept spraying
grapefruit juice in his eye whenever
he tryed to eat a grapefruit.
How it Works: This spork turns extrememly sharp
when it comes into contact with
grapefruit. It slices through to the
skin without spraying juice about.
When the spoon comes out of the
grapefruit, it turns into a regular
spoon without the pointy end, to
be safe.
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Spork, utensil of the future donated by Alden
Description: The inside is concavish, like a spoon, but
with little points on the ends, like a fork!
It is very polished, maked of sterling
silver.
History: Believe it or not, this wonderful spork
(half spoon, half fork!) was crafted with
divine temperment in a mold in the
distant future. Sent back in a time
capsule, the people of Earth may now
use it freely for eating.
How it Works: Stabs food, holds soup!
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Tasslehoff's Spoon (no, the other one!) donated by Dreamer Jingleheim
Description: This looks like an ordinary wooden tablespoon. It is
unremarkable in every way. I only kept it because it belonged
to Uncle Tas
History: I think my uncle Tasslehoff had this item once. Anyway, he
would have loved it. See, he always loved bran meal...
How it Works: This functions just like Murlynd's Spoon(DMG), but instead of
gruel, it makes bran meal. Plain old bran meal. With
milk.
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Tea Pitcher donated by Lord Sleepyeyes
Description: A black cauldron covered with rings
of runes.
History: ??? Uncle Tas gave it to me one
day. I swear he did, he told me
that he found it in this mages
house......
How it Works: Well I use it to make tea in my tea
house up on the hill. (True
function, to inhance the effects of
alchemy and other liquids made in
it. Examples, sports drinks raise Con
by 1 point for 1 to 2 hours, mixing
non-magical potions get a +2 to
your check for success, etc.)
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The Almighty Pie Serving Pie Server! donated by Brighteyes
Description: A short black stick with a big
silver triangle at the end.
History: A mighty dwarf from the east
forged it with his great skill and
expertise! Then he said it was useless,
threw it in the trash, and I just kinda
found it... I DIDN'T STEAL IT, I
PROMISE!!!
How it Works: It serves pie really well, even
the type that falls apart normally!
It's really great!
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The Blessed Silver Spork of Hanging donated by Spoonhanger Kickbottom
Description: Well, unless it's held by a kender, it's just a regular spoon +2, +4 Vs. potato salad (that's so your potato salad doesn't fall off while you're eating, boy I love potato salad.)
History: The blessed (bless-ed) silver spork of hanging was created by the Great and Powerful Spoonhanger Kickbottom, who once cast a magic spell (actually, it was our mage, but Spoonhanger still takes credit for it.) After Paladine came to him in a dream and showed him a spork. when he woke up, he (spoonhanger, not paladine) found a silver spoon that looked just like one at the banquet last night. taking this to be a sign from the gods (or at least from Kronin Thistleknot) he (Spoonhanger, not Kronin) set to work. Taking the spoon to a blessed spring, Spoonhanger cleansed it of the evils upon the spoon. Spoonhanger then started a 12 day fast and prayer period (but his throat got tired and he got hungry, so quit after 10 minutes.) Paladine saw this kender's dedication (10 minutes is quite a long time for a kender) so granted him this Blessed silver spork of hanging. at least that's how Spoonhanger tells it.
How it Works: In the hands of a kender (what cute hands they are) the real magic manifests: Four small prongs extend from the head of the spoon and, if you say the command word (Frap'n'schmapl) the spork will adhere itself to any surface (including your nose) it will stick there until the release word (Pusanin) is spoken by the kender weilder.
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The Fork & Spoon Of Starvation donated by WalnutHead
Description: The fork looks normal, and so does the spoon.
History: I created these utensils, but a day later I lost them. I found
them inside my closet after2 days, though.
How it Works: If you are one who has un-invited guests over for dinner,
these could be useful, for when you scoop up something in
the spoon, or pierce a food with the fork, it evaporates or turns
to dust.
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The Fork-pen of Non-hunger donated by Eiderhownd Grassburner
Description: A pen with a fork head.It draws with straight,even,flowing,lines.
History: I was at a mages banquite(Draus always drags me to the mage events). The silverware had interchangeable heads which intrested me for the better part of ten minuets.Longstory short...I got bored and evetualy was silenced and roped to my chair.Those mage knots hurt! Anyway, when I left,I found The Great Fork-pen of Non-hunger
How it Works: If you draw on parchment a food item with the pen side then fork it with the fork side and eat the WHOLE peice of parchment there is a 75% chance that the parchment tastes EXACTLY like the food item...no kidding!
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The Green Fork of Green Stuff donated by Hop Winterrigner
Description: Well, it looks just like my other forks
except it's green, a pretty green like
the forest I was in when I borrowed it
from the mage, and it has a green gem
in it that the mage said was an
emerald, and them gem reflects light,
except it reflects it all green, so it
looks like it glows.
History: I borrowed it from a mean old mage who
didn't like me, and I think he made it
but I don't know, anyways this mage
said a bunch of spells on a spoon one
day, and the next day he was using this
fork, but I think he just got the fork
out of his bag, but I didn't get a
chance to borrow the spoon he said the
spells on...
How it Works: Well, when you use the fork it will
glow faintly green, and when you put it
in your food all the food changes the
same pretty dark green colour as the
fork, and once I accidentaly stuck it
in a barbarian, and he turned all green
too, he got really mad at me though,
but I don't see why, he was back to his
normal colour the next day, personally,
I think he looked better green, I tried
sticking it in a rock, but it only
works on things that are or once were
alive, I think, because the rock stayed
gray. I really like the fork, but
humans keep telling me I should get rid
of it, that it's useless, but once I
stuck a goblin with it and he got
scared because he was green and he ran
away.
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The Kender Spoon of Turning donated by Tasslehoff Burrfoot
Description: The Kender Spoon of turning looks like and ordinary silver spoon, but if magic is detected it will glow very brightly.
History: The Kender Spoon of Turning was created sometime around 400 P.C. by a kender cleric of Mishakal. She had lost her holy symbol around the time that she had visited her cousin. She just happened to be exploring a house that was rumored to be haunted and was caught by surprise when three undead creatures attacked her. She was unable to find her holy symbol so she grabbed the first item at hand, which happened to be a spoon she had found in the temple of Palidine earlier that day. With all the conviction of her faith she held the spoon aloft a spoke, "Oh Mishakal, I ask you for your light and your blessing to return theses stinky creatures from whence they came!" At that instance the spoon radiated a powerful light that turned the undead creatures to dust, and the Kender Spoon of Turning was born. As most kender possessions the spoon ended up travelling from one kender to another. At one time it did end up in Tasslehoff Burrfoot's hands. It was very early in his wanderlust, but he never forgot it. During his last adventure he proclaimed that a spoon from Dalamar's table was the fable spoon, but it was not.
How it Works: Any kender using the spoon only has to hold the spoon toward the undead creature and speak of their intent for the creatures. They will have a chance of turning the creature as if they were a cleric of the same level. Clerics will turn two levels higher than their current level. The spoon works against all manners of undead creatures.
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The Sacred Spoon donated by Taajka Mayleaf
Description: A Fork...missing one of its four
prongs with a tarnished opalescent
handle, slightly blackened from fire.
History: No one knows who made it but it
originally belonged to Dalamar who
brought it at a market in Palanthas
as part of a 16 piece cutlery set.
How it Works: It attaches food to itself enabling
you to eat without getting your
hands dirty...unfortunatey the Gully
Dwarf who has it is using it as a
butt scratcher at present...
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The Skillet of DOOM donated by Manny Swifthands
Description: A ordinary skillet with a seemingly
bottomless pit in the bottom.
History: This skillet came from the Abyss
itself(Hey, someone has to do Tahkisis'
cooking for her!)
How it Works: If you hit someone over the head with
the bottom of the skillet
*coughTIKAcough* it does 1d10 of damage.
If, however, you hit someone with the
inside, the are teleported to the Abyss,
to slave in the kitchens of Tahkisis.
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Uncle Podo's Fork of Lifting Huge Gigantic Things donated by Peregrin Lighttongue
Description: It looks like any old ordinary not so
strange fork to me.
History: I would imagine by a silversmith. Uncle
Podo always had this fork with him.
How it Works: It allows you to lift things twice your
size as long as you use the fork. (+5
to Strength). It can also hurt quite a
bit (1d8+Str bonus). And if you squint,
it looks kinda like Fizban's hat.
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Wonderful Spork of Somethingorother donated by Simonius
Description: It's a regular shiny metal spork,
kinda spoonish, yet nearly forkish.
History: No one knows the true history of
its creation, though some
speculate that it was born of a
spoon and a fork that were
smashed together by the giant
mountain that fell on them in the
catyclysm.
How it Works: It's powers are that of a spoon and
fork combined, able to scoop
things as well as the ability to spear
things on its pointy ends. Some
have found also that when you
look at one side of the spork, your
relection is upsidedown while on
the other side your reflection is
rightsideup.
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