Interview by Kipper Snifferdoo
Joan: Bonjour
Kipper: Hullo Joan of Arc, so what has brought you here today?
Joan: I was sent by Saint Michael. He has informed me that I have come here today to denounce a false god. And to prove the holy might of my Lord.
Kipper: I see. How to you plan to win today?
Joan: Through the grace of God I shall prevail in this forthcoming battle... and the fact that I carry a bigger flag.
Kipper: Uhmm... what does a flag have-
Joan: Do you not believe in the power and strength of God? He shall provide!
Kipper: OK... if you say so..
Kipper: So Mina I suppose it was the One God that asked you to be here today?
Mina: Actually you invited me-
Kipper: And the "ONE GOD" asked you to be here?!
Mina: Oh, Yes. I have heard the call of the One God and I have come forth on behalf of the One God.
Kipper: Good, so how to you plan to win today?
Mina: It is the will of the One God that I triumph in the conflict and for that simple fact I will be declared the winner.
Kipper: And what about the whole flag thing? I notice you have a rather small banner-
Mina: The One God does not require such an obnoxiously large banner! Everything will be made clear once the battle has begun!
Kipper: Ok. Let the battle being!
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