No Yes 1. Examine yourself. Do you wear your head in a ponytail? (also known as a topknot)

No Yes 2. Do you wear many many cheap but really shiny and impressive rings/necklaces/brooches?

No Yes 3. Are there at least a hundred small pouches filled with various interesting items in your bodily area?

No Yes 4. Whenever you are walking outside a city, do you pick up a curiously hoopak shaped stick and walk with it until the end of the trip, and perhaps even later?

No Yes 5. Do you (or did you as a child) paint fake wrinkles on your face to make yourself look better looking?

No Yes 6. Did you always hope to get to never never land and never grow old; because you thought that then you would be forever small and ‘kenderish’?

No Yes 7. Have you always wanted to go to a plastic surgeon and ask him to make your ears pointed and your eyes almond shaped, but never had enough money?

No Yes 8. Do you keep a rigid exercise program, making yourself ready for the day you have to run after saying ‘moo’ to Minotaurs?

No Yes 9. Do you exercise your fingers daily, to get ready for ‘borrowing’ some really nifty stuff?

No Yes 10. Is your first or family name longer than the average Jewish name? (example: ‘shlomowitz’.) (and i am Jewish, I’m entitled to down myself)

No Yes 11. Is your name descriptive of something in particular? A plant, a profession, a talent?

No Yes 12. Did you suddenly decide to change your name after some supposedly important event in your life occurred, to something symbolic of that event?

No Yes 13. Have you changed your name more then three times?

No Yes 14. Do other people’s belongings inexplicably find their way into your pockets/ pack/ hands?

No Yes 15. Have you been in jail for petty theft for more then 30 times?

No Yes 16. Do the prison guards know not only your name, but also your parents’ names, your life story, and what you believe your destiny to be?

No Yes 17. Whenever you walk out of the police department, do at least half of the police armory’s contents go with you?

No Yes 18. When you were a child and the dentist showed you a drawer filled with candy and little toys and asked you to pick only one, did you empty the drawer?

No Yes 19. Whenever your friends lose something, do they come immediately to you?

No Yes 20. Whenever someone in the city you live in loses something, does he immediately come to you?

No Yes 21. Do you operate a ‘cleaning’ service for other people’s things?

No Yes 22. Has a Walkman just like the one your friend just lost appeared in your home? But it isn’t a normal Walkman, its special, and plays special channels!

No Yes 23. Was your nickname in school ‘Chatterbox’?

No Yes 24. Whenever a telemarketer calls, do you talk to him for a long, long time, telling him all about you?

No Yes 25. If he calls again, do you do it again?

No Yes 26. Do you come over to his house to meet him?

No Yes 27. Do you frequent the Kencyclopedia?

No Yes 28. Do you participate in King of the Hill?

No Yes 29. Did you Win King of the Hill?

No Yes 30. Do you dream dreams of being eaten by monsters, and then wish that they were real?

No Yes 31. Do you wish magic would be discovered in the modern world already, so that you could get wooshed?

No Yes 32. If someone you’ve never in your life met before tells you a strange tale about monsters, demons, and parallel universes, would you believe him?

No Yes 33. Would you offer to help him?

No Yes 34. Would you ask him where exactly those demons lived, so you could go say hi?

No Yes 35. Have you ever played ‘Telephone’ and turned the word ‘hello’ into ‘hi! I’m so-and-so, nice to meet you! Who are you?’

No Yes 36. Do you introduce yourself to everybody you met by saying your entire name and family history, up front?

No Yes 37. Do you do extreme sports and find them boring?

No Yes 38. Do you start backpacking around the globe at the age 20 and return home at the age of 40?

No Yes 39. Did you ever wish there really were kender, just so someone would understand you?

No Yes 40. Have you ever used the phrase ‘curiosity may have killed the cat, but I’m sure it had lots of fun while dying!’

No Yes 41. Did you volunteer for medical experiments one day when you were bored?

No Yes 42. Do you believe that no-one is really bad, just miss-guided?

No Yes 43. Have you ever given a prospective lover live piranhas for her birthday?

No Yes 44. Where you surprised when she didn’t like them?

No Yes 45. Did you keep them for yourself?

No Yes 46. Have you ever had a wet dream about pouch with a miniature dimension in it, so that it can keep anything?

No Yes 47. Have you ever thought of breaking into Norad, just to push the big red button labeled ‘do not push except in case of world emergency’?

No Yes 48. Do you get along well with maniac depressives and don’t understand why people think they aren’t normal?

No Yes 49. Do you think sugar rush should be the normal state in all the world?

No Yes 50. And the big one. Have you ever written a ‘Kender purity test?’ (add 20 points for this one!)